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Roger Cordia FAIL'S


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In Jail, he'd hope it goes quicker than 12 seconds when he drops the soap. :lol: :lol: :lol:


AHAHAH :lol: :lol: :lol:

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so where the one post he did make? dont tell me it was deleted :( would have been a good read :lol:

he usually just copypastas the same text into every thread he makes on various forums, about his '12 second' cordia and how he 'whooped an NSX sideways' :lol: theres some other crap, gets old pretty fast. He lives in penrith so if i ever see that shitheap ill give him a race, hell id probably beat him in my car :P


HE LIVES IN PENRITH!!!! Lol

Its stupid claiming to have a 12 second car that can beat anything, yet we know theres hundreds of cars faster :roll:

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Do you know where he lives? :)

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Do you know where he lives? :)



I think he lives in Internetty-land? ](*,) :lol: :lol:


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Yer one of the suburbs in Penrith, i think it was on his myspace... should keep an eye out for him doing hotlaps on thursday night


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He reminds me of "bendertiger" who mate similar comments about his R31 GTSX.

He had asperges syndrome and ended up being banned from every forum I know of. Including cruisingbrisbane and boostcruising for posting pictures of his dick.

But yes, similar s**t - the R31 would have so much downforce at 80kmh from it's standard front deflector that it would grind the ground... and yes, it would beat any 500+hp R34 GTR in a touge battle and blah blah....


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:22 pm 
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sorry to keep posting but I just found this:

http://www.enginemanagement.com.au/foru ... .php?t=949

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My red cordia is 2 litre power, has 4 cylinders and is a cyclone dash turbo engine, before the engine rebuild the specs were as follows >

factory internal engine
factory turbo
factory ignition
factory fuel,
factory spark plugs
factory clutch
UNIQUE INTERCOOLER SETUP that no other cordia has ever done before
tx5 intercooler
type 1 bov

Its done at best 13.733 seconds down the quater mile with no traction in 1st or second gear and this was done at 17 psi only.

No can you just imagine what the car would do if it did have traction, basically i was running 215's deflated to 10 psi.

MY NEW SPECS >?

Race ported polished head
Forged Je forged pistons
no balance shafts
hd exedyclutch
3 inch mandrel bent zorst system
20 psi boost
ZEX WET NITROUS KIT
METHANOL INJECTION
235 race tyres in the front

So you see, its gonna perform so quick, im expecting the car to do low 11's with the setup that its right now, its so powerfull that when i boost my car, my front end almost lifts from the ground, it just body rolls like you couldnt believe.

cars that i have recently whooped sideways >

Nissan Pulsar ca18turbo
Nissan pulasr sss hatch
Toyota Supra Turbo
Nissan 300zx
Series 6 rx7
Honda NSX
180sx
200sx
silvia
VL turbo
wrx
vx clubsport
vu v8 ute
VR4 powerd cordias
lancer evo lookalike with evo 3 engine
galant vr4

This is just to name a few, cos i have lost count, if i raced for slips every time i whooped a high [performance car, i would need a carpark the size of the airport in sydney, now if you ask me , thats aloot of cars, well guess what, my 22 year old car can do this.


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Yeh i've read that list before lol.

Pretty much definately say he DIDN'T beat a Supra turbo nor a Honda NSX, whatta moron #-o

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I noticed that there are no swifts on his list. i think he has just yet to come up against quality :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

what a tool

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His Unique Intercooler :lol: is a piss-poor tiny Nissan Exa item, i know this cos a mate sold it to him. :lol: :lol: :lol:
And while he was there buying it, he said he could take the 2JZ Soarer in the driveway...his logic behind that was cos his Cordia was manual. =D>


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=; ](*,) I think he was dropped on his head at birth.

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He reminds me of "bendertiger" who mate similar comments about his R31 GTSX.

He had asperges syndrome and ended up being banned from every forum I know of. Including cruisingbrisbane and boostcruising for posting pictures of his dick.

But yes, similar sh*t - the R31 would have so much downforce at 80kmh from it's standard front deflector that it would grind the ground... and yes, it would beat any 500+hp R34 GTR in a touge battle and blah blah....


:lol: :lol: :lol: WTF?!?

RogerCordia is such a tool! How the hell did he beat an NSX...

Easy answer, he didn't... :lol: unless is was a remote control one, although even then it would be close... :lol:

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haha i know bendertiger as well , his mum and him used to bring their swift in for servicing/repairs.

as for roger , i met him on a mass msn chat one night (had heard of him beforehand) , when he found out i use the same nitrous kit he was planning to use and also install and sell the same ecu he was installing into his dash powered cordia , he proceded to add me to his msn and hassle the hell out of me for info , when he couldnt get spark , i sent him to the microtech forums ... hilarity ensued ....

we got this email... from guess who...
dumb f**k


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-----Original Message-----
From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Tuesday, 1 January 2008 9:24 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Castle Hill Exhaust Web Site Inquiry


From: Roger

Contact no: 0415962395

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Hi there: I need your professiobnal advice about a ecu package that i have.

Its a LTX8, multicoil pack direct fire ignition, there is a issue that im confused about. Basically there is no spark to the plugs, only voltage, but no spark whenj cranking.

I read your product list and saw the X4 ignitor componant. Now does that mean i have no spark cos of no X4 ignitor gizmo.

My wiring is 100%, and has no spark when cranking, so is that why cos i have no ignitor. Doesnt a LTX8 come with internal ignitors ??.

If i do infact need a X4 ignitor, how much is it and does it come with full installation diagrams etc.

I await your reply

what should i write back??
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this is a post on another forum , if you care to register and read the entire thread (which is hilarious) here is the link to the post ( you must register as only people registered can view offtopic threads) http://www.performanceforums.com/forums ... ogercordia

anyway when he registered here he messaged me and asked me not to tell anyone who he was , i couldnt help myself , i had to tell the mods ... i cant stand roger on the same forum i frequent.

during his stay i also initiated a mass msn chat with a few guys from here and a few other car nuts i know and he got roasted , he then proceeded to delete and block me from his msn (amen)

anyway the guy is fucking famous (for all the wrong reasons) and he knows it . every forum he gets banned from just spreads the (bad) word about rogercordia.

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what should i write back??


Dear Sir,

Thank you for your email.

This is a serious problem. The only way to rectify this, is to bring it into our workshop for a full tear down and rebuild. Even then, there is only a 25% chance that a change of pistons will fix the problem.

It could be the cigarette lighter is short circuiting on the recirculating bypass valve, in which case the simple fix is to move your drivers seat all the way back - and fold it forward so you can see. Once you've done this, keep your car key in the start position - even when the car is running.

You can also try reversing the terminals on the battery - which is a known problem with cordias and this ECU in combination.

Unfortunately, due to the age of the vehicle - we cannot offer any kind of warranty for advice given. I would suggest calling GE Finance to organise a personal loan for a new vehicle.

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ROFL ROGER CORDIA YOUTUBE

OMFG http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=17yMo93d2js


ROFL - THEY HAVE NO EXPERIENCE LIKE I HAVE
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=0sSzinXpX ... re=related

RC QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "If I were to buy a hot water balloon and dont fly it - what's the point".... ROFL ROFL


ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL


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ROFL the stupidity of the guy is simply amazing, but thats what you get after a couple of generations of inbreeding.


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The moron can't even talk proper english.

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The morons English skills are so lacking, he cannot even construct a proper sentence.
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